yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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