Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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