id be glad to
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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