i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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