The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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