Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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