Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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