Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm getting married
To pizza
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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