based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Randomize
