i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Did we literally take a cab across the street
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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