I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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