so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So many bounce houses so little time
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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