Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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