i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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