He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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