sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Enjoy the penises
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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