You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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