i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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