i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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