I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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