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(443): View more from Maryland

Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.

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(509): View more from Washington

Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though

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(614): View more from Ohio

she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...

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(602): View more from Arizona

Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.

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(239): View more from Florida

Missed another period

(1-239): View more from Florida

I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.

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(813): View more from Florida

Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.

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(940): View more from Texas

you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.

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(347): View more from New York

Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.

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