You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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