dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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