For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
