Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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