At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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