You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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