I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I need water and some morals
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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