If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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