Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
then he tried to convert me to islam
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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