I just made out with a guy for $7.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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