Reggie can tackle my bush.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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