but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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