Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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