I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize