Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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