kristin has been a bad kristin
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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