the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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