Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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