Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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