Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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