what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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