if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now