It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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