I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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