So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need some magic done to my vagina
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize