I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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