he shaved USA in his pubs
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Success! We fucked roommates!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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