Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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