I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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