Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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