In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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