Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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