i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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