Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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