I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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